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Purveyors of fine cheese!
Is there a maximum attainable beard thickness?
Sometimes cheese gets in your beard.
It's a sad fact of life, but there it is.
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Purveyors of fine cheese!
A fine cheese to go with your favorite bread, toasted, with beverage of your choice.
How many creatures can attack another creature.
Aggresso absurdum
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Purveyors of fine cheese!
In-laws like cheese, right?
What's the greatest number of hands I can have to annoy my mother-in-law with?
It is the most important question of our time.
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Purveyors of fine cheese!
Spaulding the Troll said "I'd rather eat cheese than stirge"
But Judge Smails said
"You'll eat stirge and like it, Spaulding!"
Quadratic Wizard has shown how the troll-stirge ...
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Purveyors of fine cheese!
As requested, the D&D 3.5 edition of the fastest character.
Notable for the inclusion of not one but two “theoretical-optimization” builds and world-record holders (for highest speed and highest ...
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Purveyors of fine cheese!
We have the tower of rage, stack 'o mounts that has raging barbarians, all the way down. Best served with a red wine, and rye crackers. As the creator observes:
Awakened Cat Barbarian riding a ...
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Purveyors of fine cheese!
Not quite a superlative, but still darn cheesy:
Can a Wizard cast a spell strong as a small nuke?
In which we learn specifically about the Locate City bomb, which combines some metamagic which ...
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The Mystery Behind mxyzplk's Misshapen and Non-Thematic Avatar
That's a picture of Venger, the force of evil and villain of the Dungeons & Dragons cartoon show from the mid-80s.
He was voiced by Peter Cullen, a.k.a. Optimus Prime and Eeyore the donkey.
Venger ...
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Purveyors of fine cheese!
Is there a limit to the number of Unseen Servants I can have?
Is Unseen Servant use and abuse cheese, is it silly fun, or is it both? We find yet another tasty Ementhal here in the asking of how ...
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RPG.SE is 10 years old today! Let's tell some stories!
A certain user made some comments on my very first answer that have stuck with me. Their comments helped shape my perspective of this stack. They're probably the reason I feel so strongly about what ...
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Purveyors of fine cheese!
Surprisingly, this post of mine is a generator of both metaphorical - and literal - cheese!
Can you milk an Ivory Goat?
Not sure if entirely relevant here (although the possibility of generating ...
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Accepted
RPG.SE has admitted its first Hobgoblin to the 100k club
Thank you, all of you!
First, thank you Thomas for calling this out -- nothing escapes your eagle eye.
Thank you, to all of you who have been welcoming, supportive, gracious and patient with my antics....
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Purveyors of fine cheese!
We've got some Hall of Fame material right here. You can shoot any kind of ammunition out of any kind of weapon that uses ammunition. Personally, I can't wait to start firing blowgun needles from my ...
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RPG.SE is 10 years old today! Let's tell some stories!
I can't really remember why I joined. I think it was to find an answer to an odd D&D question since I got back in to D&D, after a long lay off, in 2014.
As a result of this site, I got to ...
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Congratulations for reaching 100k reputation points, Thomas Markov!
Thanks RPG.SE
I want to apologize for being so slow to respond to this, I do appreciate the shout out.
More importantly, I want to thank this community. RPG.SE has ignited a passion in me for tabletop ...
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What is the most starred message in TRPG General Chat?
By the power of Grayskull manual scrolling!
This post seems to have the most stars with 20:
Congratulations @doppelgreener and @nitsua60, and thank you to everyone who participated in the diamond ...
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Purveyors of fine cheese!
For sheer absurd argumentation, I doubt anything will ever top the dragonwrought kobold: true dragon? controversy, which I have tried to document. Covering the minutiae of at least three books as well ...
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Witty, clever & funny: let's collect the bounty's messages!
Reminiscents from Arabian Nights
Thomas Markov offered 100 Rep Points on the question How many creatures fit on a Carpet of Flying during combat? and disrupted our childhood memories:
Sorry Aladdin. ...
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Purveyors of fine cheese!
How do you efficently create the biggest demiplane?: A Pathfinder spellcaster is having trouble with the itty-bitty living space which their phenomenal cosmic powers are limited to creating. The ...
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Purveyors of fine cheese!
Kobolds and Traffic Tickets
What is the farthest someone can travel in 8 hours without teleporting?
How fast a kobold tribe can move across country to take advantage of housing prices has an answer ...
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RPG.SE is 10 years old today! Let's tell some stories!
I haven't been active on the site for the past... 5 years, or so? I've been reading the Main but haven't been coming into Meta or Chat anymore. But still, 10 years is a very impressive feat for one of ...
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RPG.SE is 10 years old today! Let's tell some stories!
Shoutout to everyone that makes the community here great
And I generally mean everyone and anyone. I spent countless hours when I should've been working just helping and being helped on RPG questions ...
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Hidden gem in DMG errata
According to wikipedia, this is also called a Sexton. And it might be useful.
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Witty, clever & funny: let's collect the bounty's messages!
Precious spices from the East India Company
After a long journey in the mystic lands of India, Thomas Markov brought me some spice for an answer to Does every magic rod, wand, crystal, orb, and staff ...
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Purveyors of fine cheese!
A million-to-one chance to succeed an attack?
This is one big joke that tastes a bit like Lancre Blue, and gets into the melty flavour that happens just one in a million times.
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Purveyors of fine cheese!
What is the maximum number of net attacks that one can make in a round?
When you have too many nets at your disposal and want them all to hold your creamy cheese, how many do you need?
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Purveyors of fine cheese!
How high can a PC's initiative bonus get?
I feel like David Coffron's idea on how to use a sphinx to bypass a time gate that would enable one to get an unlimited ability score in a relatively short ...
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Purveyors of fine cheese!
Inceptum ad Absurdum
How high can a PC's initiative bonus get?
@T.J.L. has offered a way to get ridiculous boosts to initiative in this answer. Being able to get a +53 + 1d10 to a d20 roll for ...
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Purveyors of fine cheese!
This is exploding cheese.
Can I really craft an Arrow of Total Destruction by RAW?
This is very dangerous cheese and probably not very high quality but I can't tell because it self-destructed and ...
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